Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, Explains Religious Freedom
No one explains the true essence of Fundamentalist Christianity quite like Betty Bowers. The self-professed best Christian in America explains Religious Freedom to a group of ISIS members. She feels at home with such similar beliefs.
My favorite line is "you kill gay teens directly. We're more civilized. We shame them into suicide." Spot on, Betty. H/T to TowleRoad.