Friday, December 30, 2011

American Family Association Endorses Serial Adulterer Newt Gingrich


Photo: Stephen Voss
We all know how much the AFA cares about family values.  Now they're putting their money where their mouth is.  The had a choice of squeaky clean Rick (frothy mix) Santorum, or Michele Bachmann with her manly man first man Marcus.  They could have chosen that sharp as a tac Texan Rick Perry.  Well, they chose the paragon of morality, the protector of families, Newt Gingrich.  He cheated on his first wife with his second wife.  He cheated on his second wife with his third wife.  Good choice, AFA!! Newt is right up your alley!!

If the Southern Poverty Law Center hadn’t already designated the American Family Association a hate group, we’d be afraid that the group would have something of a credibility crisis on its hands after endorsing New Gingrich for president.Newt’s virulently anti-gay, so there’s no problem there. The thing is, he’s also virulently anti-fidelity, having twice divorced wives he cheated on to marry his then mistresses. Wife number one notoriously got the Newt boot for “not being young or pretty enough to be First Lady.” Oh, and also having cancer.Wife number two was also divorced after falling ill. Newt must have skipped the “in sickness and in health” part of his marriage vows.

2 comments:

  1. Keep the pro-Newt announcements coming, I want The Newt to
    score the nomination. He is such a train wreck, I love it.

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  2. He was just recently responding to a question about Palin as a possible running mate. He was very open to the idea. Talk about a dream team...for Obama!

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