|Father Gabriel Amorth hates wizards and yogis|
Via Unicorn Booty:
“Practicing yoga is Satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter,” Father Gabriele Amorth said this week.
|Pastor Mark Driscoll doesn't want you to touch your magic wand|
"Whether they know it or not, Christians who engage in yoga are participating in a religious expression that is antithetical to Christianity. The result is often an unguarded spirit that is susceptible to the many lies of Satan and a slow, almost unperceivable degradation of faith and Christian truth in one’s life. The act itself is a worship act. Subsequently, it cannot be done in a way that is not spiritual."
By the way, Pastor Driscoll also seems to have a problem with masturbation because he believes it's kind of gay:
First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he's watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.
Ok, so maybe I buried the lead...Closet Case* Pastor Is Turned On By The Male Body When He Wanks**!!
*my opinion with no facts regarding the pastors personal circumstance to back this up other than this.
**I can't verify whether or not the pastor has ever wanked in his life...which may be the problem.