Jason Biggs Bottoms For An Angry Apple Pie

Via Unicorn Booty:

Jason Biggs unwittingly set off a cultural wave of teenage boys making sweet, sweet love to apple pies when he plunged into that pastry thirteen years ago in the first American Pie movie.
But pies have feelings too, and they don’t take kindly to being violated by the thousands.
So to quote the anthropomorphized desert in this Funny or Die clip, “Your ass is mine, Biggs!” Watch in terror and delight as Jason Biggs bottoms out for a nightmarish apple pie seeking his revenge.