Minnesota Gay Community Apologizes To Amy Koch For Ruining Her Marriage

MN State Senator Amy Koch-Victim of Gay Marriage
Little did I know that our efforts to attain equal rights would have such a negative impact on this poor woman and her family!!  She was such a strong defender of traditional marriage that she helped to get a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage on the Minnesota ballot for next year.  Maybe it was the stress of protecting traditional marriage that caused her to have an "inappropriate relationship" with a male staffer.


See the Full Letter Here:


The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota has issued a letter of apology to recently resigned Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch for ruining the institution of marriage and causing her to stray from her husband and engage in an "inappropriate relationship."


Dear Ms. Koch,

On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage.  We are ashamed of ourselves for causing you to have what the media refers to as an "illicit affair" with your staffer, and we also extend our deepest apologies to him and to his wife. These recent events have made it quite clear that our gay and lesbian tactics have gone too far, affecting even the most respectful of our society.

We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry.  And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate.

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